shere k 11/22/18 shere k 11/22/18

LIVERPOOL: CHEMTRAIL PARTY MIX II

Chemtrails Party Mix: 1st ANNIVERSARY featuring Spongebob Squarewave, Elusive Cervix, The DJ Potato Donovan & many more…

Proud to announce shere kahnn will be returning to Liverpool in January for the 1st anniversary of Chemtrails. Great venue. Great crew. Also:

fucking DANK lineup

SPONGEBOB SQUAREWAVE

Literally the fucking GRAND DADDY of OFF ME NUT RECORDS:
Dancefloor madcunt and certified lord of the bangers, back once again it is the amen-donkmeister here to puncture massive holes into all of our ozone layers. Job’s a good’un.

ELUSIVE CERVIX

Elusive who? Elusive Cervix. Aka DJ DAIRYLEA DONKER. Wee gabba master Courtney will leave you flabba gasted when she pummels you into oblivion and unleashes an absolute torrent of kicks upon you.

THE DJ POTATO DONOVAN

Aside from having a solid fucking DJ name, Im fairly sure The DJ Potato Donovan is a fairly class DJ, he blasted out a hardcore remix of that He-Man tune “what’s going on“ at the inaugural Chemtrail Party Mix last year. What a fucking banger!
(disclaimer: sorry if I’m misremembering who actually played that He-Man remix, but still what a fucking banger right)

LONG E

Man’s got label: M62 RECORDS I listened to a minute or 2 of one his mixes and it had loads of dutty grime in it, I clicked through the rest of the mix and there was loads more hard city street stuff so I think it’s safe to say this is what you can expect from Long E.

SIMON JONES CHILLOUT DONK EXPERIENCE

DJ SHITSTOMPER

BAD EROR LAD

DULTA

I will add more descriptions for the rest of the crew here but even without my words, take my fuckin word for it, these dudes are:

BONA FIDE MR WORLDWIDE SOUNDBOYS

It’s somewhat unlikely that anyone will read this far down, but this will probably be the last/only shere kahnn gig in the UK for 2019.
It may also be the last gig in 2019 in general and it could even be the last one ever.

shere k 5/2/18 shere k 5/2/18

NEWCASTLE: DONKSTOCK

you could argue that maybe I didn't look up every single act to write up a proper description but you know what this actually took a long time to do anyway and there's a chance that no one will ever read this anyway it's the event of the century if … — you could argue that maybe I didn't look up every single act to write up a proper description but you know what this actually took a long time to do anyway and there's a chance that no one will ever read this anyway it's the event of the century if you ask me anyway anyway anyway

DONKSTOCK 2018: PROBABLY THE MOST BANGING PARTY EVER.

LITERALLY FUCKING INSANE LINEUP:
DJ DAIRY LEA DONKER: BANGING DONK STRAIGHT OUTTA GLASGOW
ACID GUY: NEXT GEN DONK FROM THE MEAN STREETS OF BELFAST
SQUIDWIN TRIUMPH: MARITIME DONK FOR FRANCOPHONE CELAPHOPODS
ZOM-B: MAYBE SMASHING OUT THE VINYL DONK FOR THE MP3 HATERS
DJ FINGERBLAST: PROPER BADNESS FROM HARD BANGER MASTERMIND
DJ SHITSTOMPER: THIS MIGHT GET A LITTLE AGRO, YOU'RE RIGHT
DJ STRETCHMARK: DONK REMIXES OF EVERY CLASS TRACK YOU'VE EVER HEARD
LONG SHLONG SILVA: PROBABLY ALSO PLAYS DONK HOPEFULLY
BEN SUFF DONK: MAKING SOME FAIRLY FUCKING CLASS TUNES ACTUALLY
SIMON JONES CHILLOUT DONK EXPERIENCE: AKA THE SIMON JONES CHILLOUT DONK EXPERIENCE
NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE SPEED DONK EXPERIENCE: AKA THE NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE SPEED DONK EXPERIENCE
PETROEL HOERS: I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW I'M SORRY I'LL LOOK IT UP LATER
WIT!?: DROP YOUR JOCKS AND GET VAPING WE WANNA SEE SOME SICK CLOUDS
POULTRYGEIST: MY BOY RONAN NO LINK FOR YA THOUGH SORRY NOT SURE WHY
MOKIT: BLOWING THE FUCK UP RIGHT ABOUT NOW PROBABLY PEOPLE ARE LOSING THEIR GODDAMN MINDS OVER IT