NEWCASTLE: DONKSTOCK

you could argue that maybe I didn't look up every single act to write up a proper description but you know what this actually took a long time to do anyway and there's a chance that no one will ever read this anyway it's the event of the century if you ask me anyway anyway anyway

you could argue that maybe I didn't look up every single act to write up a proper description but you know what this actually took a long time to do anyway and there's a chance that no one will ever read this anyway it's the event of the century if you ask me anyway anyway anyway

DONKSTOCK 2018: PROBABLY THE MOST BANGING PARTY EVER.

LITERALLY FUCKING INSANE LINEUP: 
DJ DAIRY LEA DONKER: BANGING DONK STRAIGHT OUTTA GLASGOW
ACID GUY: NEXT GEN DONK FROM THE MEAN STREETS OF BELFAST
SQUIDWIN TRIUMPH: MARITIME DONK FOR FRANCOPHONE CELAPHOPODS
ZOM-B: MAYBE SMASHING OUT THE VINYL DONK FOR THE MP3 HATERS
DJ FINGERBLAST: PROPER BADNESS FROM HARD BANGER MASTERMIND
DJ SHITSTOMPER: THIS MIGHT GET A LITTLE AGRO, YOU'RE RIGHT
DJ STRETCHMARK: DONK REMIXES OF EVERY CLASS TRACK YOU'VE EVER HEARD
LONG SHLONG SILVA: PROBABLY ALSO PLAYS DONK HOPEFULLY
BEN SUFF DONK: MAKING SOME FAIRLY FUCKING CLASS TUNES ACTUALLY
SIMON JONES CHILLOUT DONK EXPERIENCE: AKA THE SIMON JONES CHILLOUT DONK EXPERIENCE
NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE SPEED DONK EXPERIENCEAKA THE NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE SPEED DONK EXPERIENCE
PETROEL HOERS: I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW I'M SORRY I'LL LOOK IT UP LATER
WIT!?: DROP YOUR JOCKS AND GET VAPING WE WANNA SEE SOME SICK CLOUDS
POULTRYGEIST: MY BOY RONAN NO LINK FOR YA THOUGH SORRY NOT SURE WHY
MOKIT: BLOWING THE FUCK UP RIGHT ABOUT NOW PROBABLY PEOPLE ARE LOSING THEIR GODDAMN MINDS OVER IT